How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?