What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
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