What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do rhinos charge?
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What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How are mountains able to see?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
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