What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you call a dog in space?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?