Why was the math book sad in winter?

How do snowmen get information?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What food is a man's best friend?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call an artistic dog?