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What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?