Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why do cows wear bells?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

I broke my finger!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?