Why was the cat so small?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?