What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
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Where do horses reside?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How are teens like cats?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
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