What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
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