What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
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