What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How do you arrest a pig?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did the bread do on vacation?