What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Where does Superman park his cars?