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What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

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Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?