Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?