Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What says: oom oom oom?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?