Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?