Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What's the difference between people and chickens?