What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's the most determined bird?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?