How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do ducks get after they eat?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?