Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Where do horses reside?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?