Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?