What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?