What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What horn never makes a sound?
How are mountains able to see?
How do bears keep cool?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
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