How do you compliment a cat?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why are all priests fit?