What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where do books sleep?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call an old snowman?