What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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