What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A firequacker.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What's E.T. short for?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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