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Why was the horse so happy?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?