What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What's a dog's favorite city?