Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What is the loneliest cheese?