How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Which condiment adds the most kick?