What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why are cowboys always religious?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?