Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Where does breakfast live?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?