What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What words make the best athletes?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?