Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you organize a space party?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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