Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
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What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the politest month?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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