Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
It was gathering dust.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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