What is a book's preferred method of communication?

How does a cow do math?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why is summer always sad?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?