What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Where do German dogs sleep?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are fish such good architects?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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