Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What day do hands always go to church?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?