How can you make 7 even?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why don't ants get sick?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why do baseball players love bowling?