What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do math teachers eat?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?