What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?