What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What condiment has wings?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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