Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?