What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call the dog magician?
How do fleas travel?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do bees chew?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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