Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
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