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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?