Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
How did the toad die?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's the most determined bird?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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