Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why are all priests fit?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
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