Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a henway?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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