What insect runs away from everything?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What is a table you can eat?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Where do termites go camping?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?