What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How do you arrest a pig?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?