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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

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What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What fish only swims at night?

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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?