When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Where do actors go to pray?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do frogs get to work?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
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