Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why are baseball games at night?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Where does breakfast live?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?