Why did the window need an aspirin?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's a cat's favorite color?