What kind of books do boats write?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What animals make the best students?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?