How do you make a walnut laugh?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?