Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What snacks always have the best tan?