What animal styles their hair every day?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What did March say to the madness?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What kind of dog loves to eat?