Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

How do you get straight A's?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What animal loves a baseball game?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?