Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Which relative loves rice?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?