What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
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