What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

How do bees get to school?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?