What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What animal likes to party the most?