What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
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