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Coffee has a rough time in our household.

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What shape is bad at driving?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?