Why are bakers paid so much money?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

A book just fell on my head.

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?