Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which relative loves rice?