I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?