Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is blue and not heavy?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the barber win the race?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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