Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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