What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What birds make average students?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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