What kind of cake always tells the truth?
A blunt cake.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which president loved to take baths?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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