What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do bees say in the summer?