Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Which former US President was always cold?

What game does chlorine never lose?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

How do billboards talk?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?