What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What nationality are most fish?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?