What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?