How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?