Who granted the fish a wish?

What's the opposite of irony?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are stones so good at music?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?