What is blue and not heavy?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How do you make a bandstand?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?