How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Do dads always snore?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you call a short cow?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?