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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

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Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do bees chew?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?