Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What do you give an angry rhino?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What do Scottish toads play?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
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