Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What fairy loves to count?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
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