Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why are turtles so shy?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Which family member has tusks?

What does the sun drink out of?