Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
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