What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What tree has the most bark?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?