Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Hum-mus!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where was Noah born?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
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