What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?