What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?