What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
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