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Where does water do all its banking?

What name sounds like the past tense?

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How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How do you arrest a pig?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

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