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Why are skeletons always hungry?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?