When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why was the spider so smart?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?