What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What animal should you never play poker with?
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