What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
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