Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?