What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?