What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

When do flowers get their workout in?