How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do math teachers eat?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

People are so hard on car mechanics.