Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the window need an aspirin?