How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

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What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why are the mountains so tired?