What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call a smelly horse?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What bird is always sad?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?