What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What's a frog's favorite sport?