My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What says: oom oom oom?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?