What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why do mice need oiling?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
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