How did the mermaid call her friends?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?