What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the frog starve?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
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