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What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What kind of bird can write?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?