When should baseball players wear armor?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which family member has tusks?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?