Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Where do goldfish go camping?