What's a father's favorite flower?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Bears love exotic cars.

Where do kittens go to school?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a pig thief?