Which parent knows if you are running late?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?