Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?