Why didn't the melons get married?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What country has the most fish?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a pig thief?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

How do animals blend into the desert?