Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?