What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the professor write on the window?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why do bees gossip?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?