Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What's the most masculine animal?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?