What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do fleas travel?
What does winter fat turn into?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
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