Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?