Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's the opposite of irony?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What event do spiders love to attend?