Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
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