What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?