What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do trees try new things so often?
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