Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?