What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
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