What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
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What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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