What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
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How does dinner smell?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
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