What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How does dinner smell?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?