Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are maps such great therapists?
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