Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
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