Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
Why was the bunny upset?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do you organize a space party?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
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