Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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