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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?