Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
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