What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do naked fish play with?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?