Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why is spring the oddest season?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?