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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

When does a horse talk?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

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Why was the pirate late for work?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why do crabs never give to charity?