What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why was the mime upset?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?