Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?