Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
How did the tree get lost?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
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