Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the foal cough?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Which dog belongs in a band?