What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?