Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
If you need help building an ark..
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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