Why is summer always sad?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?