Why is winter considered holy?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What's the opposite of irony?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?