What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?