Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
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Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
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