What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?