Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
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