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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which relative loves rice?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?