How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?