What do you call it when two male cows argue?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Where do cows go for lunch?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?