What condiment has wings?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?