What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
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