What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
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