Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's the most masculine animal?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What math figure is also in the band?