What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
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