What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What type of pasta helps you relax?