What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Families are like fudge.

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?