What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How do amoebas make calls?