Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
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