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Why did the whale cross the road?

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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?