Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?