Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call a singing rodent?